Review: Have you ever played "Super Smash
Brothers Melee" and gone, "Man, it would
be pretty cool if they took "Super Smash Brothers
Melee" and replaced it with Asian movie characters
and added a little bit of "Mario Party"
elements to it! Oh yea, and make it for the X-Box
because the Gamecube is total lame!" Well then
my friends, "Kung Fu Chaos" will be your
ultimate gaming wet dream. As stated above, "Kung
Fu Chaos" is the love child of "Super Smash
Brothers Melee" and the "Mario Party"
series with a little Asian-cinema kinky-ness added
to the mix while Microsoft watched like dirty perverts.
The concept seems to be filled with potential to be
pure fun mayhem. But does it deliver the goods? To
state it bluntly, "Kung Fu Chaos" is only
good for it's multiplayer aspects. When I played the
single player mode, I only found myself motivated
to go through each stage to simply get the unlockables
for the mutliplayer mode. At least the controls are
crisp which made my solo-chaos endeavoring a more
enjoyable affair.
Aside from the unlockables, single player is useful
for the tips and tricks it teaches you. Combos, counters,
special moves: they're all here in the form of easy
tutorials. The single-player isn't a total bore though.
There are some stages that are incredibly fun. The
stages are separated into two categories: short film
and feature film. The feature film is just walking
through a movie set and beating people up. These stages
get a little hackneyed after the Chinese vampire stages.
As for the short film stages, awwwww man. They are
incredibly fun. I found myself playing some of them
over and over again. Honestly though, it's highly
unlikely you'll find yourself deeply submerged into
the solo-player mode, that is, unless you are a loser
and you have no friends. The multiplayer mode offers
mind-numbing fun. Choosing from a set of characters
to battle it out, the multiplayer mode is just pure
fun. Again, the stages are divided into short and
feature films. And once again, you'll find yourself
and your friends revisiting the short films more often
than the features. There's a pretty healthy choice
of unlockables. Characters have alternate costumes,
more characters are playable, and better stages emerge.
This is one game that you don't have to worry about
good players dominating the novices. Once you learn
the basic controls and rules, you'll pretty much be
in safe waters to not get dominated. A pretty even
method of playing if you ask me. The only downside
to all this multiplayer mayhem is the fact that this
isn't exactly a game you'll want to play for hours
upon hours like "Goldeneye." The maximum
time limit that my friends and I were capable of playing
was roughly 45 minutes. The good news is that every
time you turn on the system for a game, the high-energy
entertainment will be turned on again….except
for only 45 minutes.
As for the game itself, it's a huge parody on Asian
cinema and blacksploitation. Sure, any regular guy
can go "Haha, these characters are from those
movies where all the characters have really small
eyes and their dialogue doesn't match their mouths
but they can jump REALLY high and kick ass!"
But to the seasoned pro you might innately smile at
the references to such classics as the "Baby
Cart" series and "Master of the Flying Guillotine."
Some might argue this game is racist against the Asian
culture. Well, I personally find the terrible choppy
English hilarious. Also, a fat white man in a suit
that resembles a mini-KKK outfit and calls himself
Captain Won Ton? That's gold people! I will say this
though, the main director guy is really annoying.
Luckily you can turn him off in the options so it's
all good.
Overall, "Kung Fu Chaos" does deliver the
goods. By no means will this game change the video
game industry as we know it, nor will this game change
the face of party games. However, it will prove to
be a fair investment or a worthwhile rental.
JoE's Scale: 7.5 (Not great, not crap, but really
really good)