The
release of the new Kung Fu Cult Cinema web comic would
not have been quite right if we did not somehow involve
our faith readers. So we got together with our friends
at HK Flix to offer you The Comic Strips Unleashed
Contest. The concept was simple fill in the blank
bubble of our first web comic drawn by Erik Cyree.
The one with the best dialogue would win a wonderful
prize from HKFlix.com not to mention that the winner
would have the honor of being the write of the first
initial KFCC web comic. Now if thats not the cherry
on top I dont know what is.
Since
the deadline ended the Samurai Journalist were fighting
through a mountain of entries. This was by far the
most popular contest yet and it was not small task
going through all of the entries. There were many
great entries, it is a shame that we can only pick
3 winners. Enough talk here is what you been waiting
to see the winners of the contest.
1ST
PLACE: $30.00 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO HKFLIX
[Jered Davis]
panel#1:
GWEN! I'm here to save you... I was looking through
your window and saw you being..atta..cked, what the
hell!?
panel#2: Dammit Chris, what are you
doing!? I already told you; It's Over between Us.
What we had was good, but it's over now, please leave.
So, you won't go. That's it! Get em boys.
panel#3: We never had homoerotic
S&M ninja orgies when we were together.
2ND
PLACE: $20.00 GIFT CERTIFCATE TO HKFLIX
[Jason Aiken]
panel#1:
Trick or Treat!!
panel#2: Give an American a gun,
he thinks he's John Wayne, give him two and he thinks
he's Neo.
panel#3: Note to self: Halloween
is not celebrated in Japan. Come back for O-bon next
year.
3RD
PLACE: $20.00 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO HKFLIX
[Maxime Laliberté]
panel#1:
I think I left my keys here.
panel#2: (insert kanji of your choice)
panel#3: Sorry mom, the ninjas said
no.
Honorable
mention goes to the following fine dialogues.
[John
Mattei]
panel#1:
You guys didn't give me an eggroll with my General
Tso's Chicken dinner!
panel#2:
You want eggroll? I give you eggroll.
panel#3:
Next time I'll just order a pizza.
[Jason
Hevener] (Bad English Dub Style)
panel#1:
Quick-- Throw hands in air!"
panel#2:
For now your choice is die, crazy gun-swinger!
panel#3:
I just to say wave like nobody care.
[Andrew
Hernandez]
panel#1:
Do I need to tell any of you to freeze? You ought
to have a good idea of
what a guy with two guns can do to all of you.
panel#2:
Dude, the "Soft Boiled" set is next door.
You just ruined our 17th take.
panel#3:
(Sigh) I wonder what Andy Lau is doing right now.
[John
Lopez]
panel#1:
Hey, pajama monkeys! Drop your kitchen knives and
stop with the Kung Fu!
panel#2:
We're Ninja. We don't practice Kung Fu.
panel#3:
Mental note. Ninja don't care much for the term: "What's
the difference?"
[Eddie
Huang]
panel#1:
"heh, after watching all those cool new american
action movies, let see how them wanna be ninjas handle
THIS. hehe" FREEZE!!! I AM NEOZ and I GOT GUNS!
panel#2:
"trench coat, sunglasses, dual pistol, and a
dumb expression..... he must have watched too many
crappy american movies." we will show you real
ultimate power!
panel#3:
Damn they are fast! punching me is ok and all, but
pulling my pants down and laughing at me...... that's
a bit harsh.
[Jeff
Ng]
panel#1:
Freeze, you perverts!!!
panel#2:
Who're you calling perverts? We're the Rump Rangers
Ninja Clan and
what we do in the privacy of our own dojo is none
of the government's
business. Speaking of which....
panel#3:
Argh!!! Damn the Supreme Court!! Damn them all to
hell !!
[Tom
Foxmarnick]
panel#1:
All right, nobody move! I've just watched The Killer
for the 75th time!
panel#2:
Confucious says: "Study the classics!".
panel#3:
Oooh... who knew ninjas liked Deliverance!
[Gerald
Lee]
panel#1:
Hold it right there!
panel#2:
Your guns are no match for our lighting quick ninja
reflexes.
panel#3:
Especially when they aren't loaded...
[Kinsun
Vong]
panel#1:
Check this out, ninjas! For I am the ONE!
panel#2:
Oh no, not another Matrix-wannabe. Let's show this
Neo some martial arts.
panel#3:
oWW.. I'm not THE one. No more Matrix movies.
[Joe
Windich]
panel#1:
ALRIGHT---WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?
panel#2:
Ah! Our training buddy has arrived!
panel#3:
That’s the last time I bust in on a self-defense
class for convenience store clerks!
