The WRITE YOUR OWN SUBTITLES Contest

In promotion to the release of the ICHI THE KILLER Region 1 DVD, Kung Fu Cult Cinema and FAB PRESS, DVD Empire and MR Kwang is having a contest to reward 3 lucky people with COPIES OF ICHI THE KILLER DVD, 500 Won music CD and AGITATOR: The Cinema of Takashi Miike.

What do you have to do to get your hands on these suckers? We’re glad you asked!

RULES
The WRITE YOUR OWN SUBTITLES Contest consists of three random sets of screenshots that we’ve already provided for you. Your job is to effortlessly write your own subtitles for the three of them. By taking the scenes out of the film and creating your own context, make it as funny or as clever as you want. Make it dirty if you wish! But please, keep the language clean (for the kids). Now, follow these easy and simple rules before you enter.

PRIZES
1st Place – 'AGITATOR: The Cinema of Takashi Miike' FAB PRESS- ICHI THE KILLER REGION 1 DVD (unsigned) - '500 Won' Music CD (MrKwang)

2ndPlace – ICHI THE KILLER REGION 1 DVD (unsigned) - Tomie DVD (Ventura Release) - '500 Won' Music CD (MrKwang)

3rd Place – ICHI THE KILLER REGION 1 DVD (unsigned) - '500 Won' Music CD (MrKwang)


CONTEST GUIDELINES
1. Everyone can enter (even previous contest winners).
2. One entry per person. (You can write a text for each screenshot series)
3. No profanity or inappropriate language allowed.
4. No alteration to the screenshots is allowed, only the addition of the subtitles is permitted.
5. All decisions are final.
6. All entries must include:
a. Entry file in .jpeg .txt formats (it is also possible to send us text only)
b. Real Name
c. Mailing Address
7. Contest ends December 15th, 2003
8. E-mail all entries to jnguyen13@cox.net
9. There will be one winner for each serie, but you can win only one DVD.

Comics:
-01: Miike-Fudoh
1st Winner:
Jason O'Neal

1: "Two of them, two of us...you thinking what I'm thinking man?
2: "Hell yeah. Lets do this"
3: "Hey ladies, you wanna watch me have sex with that dude?"

Honorable mention goes to the following fine dialogues.

[Thuan Ho]
1. What? What's wrong?
2. Everything! I hate this, I hate it!
3. He just wanted a school girl uniform!



[Kevin O'Conner]
1- How's my hair?
2- Right that's it - I'm off!!!
3- Sorry, he's very jealous of my long flowing curly locks


[Bill Roberts]
1. "dude your seriously prettier than those girls."
2. "come on man it only hurts for a minute"
3. "to ban neither of you chicks nave a wang."






-02: Audition
2nd Winner
Taylor Bishop

1- Aoyama: Aaaaand... where did you say your last boyfriend was?
2- Asami: Toungless and footless... in a bag in my house.
3- Aoyama: She is my favorite, what do you think?
Yoshikawa: I liked the one that let us see her boobies.

Honorable mention goes to the following fine dialogues.

[Jonathan Bullock]
1. -Look at her, she's not moving, is she breathing?
-I can't tell from here, but she's been like that for 20 minutes.
2. ..........................
3. -It's like that movie "Mannequin."


[Joshua Mcilrath]
1- "Do you see the black cup in-between us?"
2- "You mean on the LEFT side of you? Hehe..."
3- Spooky music starts to play in the backround.


[Jonathan Dressman]
1- Guy on the right: "So you say your name is Jesus Christ..."
2- Girl: "Yes I am Jesus."
3- Guy on the right: "She doesn't look like Jesus."
Guy on the left: "Ask her if she's wearing any underwear!"





-03: Happiness Of The Katakuris
3rd Winner
Marcus Tanner

1- "We apologize for your mishap, here's another key for you"
2:-"Im glad no one saw me fall....
3:-"Thats the last time I put my towel on the window ledge..."




Honorable mention goes to the following fine dialogues.

[Chris Porto]
1- This should clean it right up.
2- It's nothing to be ashamed of. Even adults wet the bed sometimes.
3- On second though, you better take some more towels.


[Olivier Bonenfant]
1. Take this weapon, towel ninja!
2. Good luck in defeating the big evil monster upstairs.
3. You're my hero towel ninja, take these flowers.


[Daniel Zelter]
1: Sorry, sir! Your credit card's expired, so we can't send porn to your room.
2: Damnit! And "Tera Patrick's Greatest Humps" was playing tonight too!
3: Would it help if I lent you my daughter's panties?!