Review: Sometimes films are greeted with tears of joy at the end credits. Sometimes films are greeted with tears of sorrow at the end credits. Sometimes films are greeted with tears of immense displeasure at the end credits. By the end of "Black Mask 2," you want to pick up a pitchfork and a torch and gather up a mob to storm the streets, burning everything in site and flipping every car over. You want to hang Black Mask himself in effigy are torch his body because a movie centered around his character has just gobbled up your precious time (and you'll never get it back again).

I'm not over-exaggerating when I say this: your time is better spent trying to stick your own head up your ass than watching this movie. You'll not only see a part of yourself that gets minimum sun exposure, but you'll also discover that you are more flexible than you once thought! I honestly felt like carving my eyes out with a rusty spoon halfway through the film, but I didn't. I didn't do it because I love the KFCC readers and I knew I had to warn you about this God-awful film. But I had the spoon in my hands, ready at any moment to penetrate my eye sockets and dig out my beautiful pearly Asian eyes out.

Now usually I'm able to find something positive in a bad film. For "Black Mask 2," I'll have to say that the last two fight sequences were pretty cool. Tsui Hark should be "okay" to have his name attached to the last few minutes. However, for the rest of the movie, Tsui Hark should be embarrassed. Sure, there's action scenes in this movie, but practically all of them contain terrible CGI and stupid moves. Some people have said some of the fights were fun. Aside from the last one, I personally thought they all sucked. If you take the action and compared it to other Tsui hark film, it sucks. If you take the action and let the film stand up by itself, it still sucks.

The characters in this film just aren't interesting! For example, the sexy doctor that does nothing but serve as eye-candy is boring! Even in the random scene where all her clothes come off, I didn't even bother to catch a glimpse! Like most characters in this movie, I simply did not care about this doctor! Most of the cast consist of WCW wrestlers. In the ring, those WCW wrestlers can sure put on a show. On film it's a different story. Now, I'm not sure if it was just the terrible dialogue or if it was just that they couldn't act, but all the acting in this movie were painfully bad. The Hong Kong release of this film got the right idea: re-dub it with big name actors and turn the unintentional laughable dialogue into intentional laughable dialogue.