Review: I hate this film... I hate this film simply for the sole reason that it accomplishes what many films before its time has failed to do: Scare the living shit out of me.

And I don't scare easily mind you. I've sat through many and all horror films that saturated the silver screen with as much gore and knife stabbing action to shake a one-legged donkey with. But "Audition" is a whole other thing. A whole other entity by itself in terms of terror, and I swear to god, the sheer thought of the film sends shivers down my spine and for the first time in my life, I shudder at the thought of a cute, lithe and tawny Japanese girl who's willing to love me long time.

"Audition" is as much fun as the Incredible Hulk stripping you down, bending you over and sodomizing you with all his Lou Ferrigno might. It is definitely an erection killer and you will not recover from Takashi Miike's film.

But nonetheless, this film is utter genius and amazing. If it wasn't for the fact that I sat in a cold Landmark theatre freezing my ass off, I could say that this was one of the most exciting movie going experiences I've ever had. I walked into this film with all the hype in the world of something truly scary and terrifying and I came out twitching in absolute and utter frightfulness and shock.

The most effective aspect of the film in terms of narrative and storytelling was the overall pacing and tempo of "Audition." From the very start, Miike presents the audience with a charming and lovely story about a father coping with his loneliness. Using captivating interactions of Aoyama with his son where they discuss marriage, girls, and basic companionship, a beautiful and fully charismatic relationship is defined and presented. These scenes were photographed in long takes, slow camera movements and projected with little or no ambiance. Some of the more powerful scenes were of Aoyama just sitting in his den, leaning back, staring at his dead wife's picture and contemplating his situation in life. Early on, you worry, sympathize and wish nothing but happiness and joy from this man. You become a concerned friend.

Worst yet, coming off as an affectionate story about a man, his son and their life without a female figure in their immediate family, "Audition" takes a small, dreamy focus towards a romantic story between Aoyama and his newly discovered love interest, Asami. Between the dating and charming chit chats between the two, an adorable rapport is formed based on the way they each come undone with one another and how unload the insecurities and anxieties they have about life and people in general. Inevitably, the film comes full circle to where the audience is fully invested in this man's life and his pursuit for happiness and love.

After all this set up and time developing characters the audience can relate to, the film begins its slow and decelerated direction into madness. If you were apathetic before, you will care now.

Even throughout the film, Aoyama questions himself and the way he has gone about searching for his idealistic woman. Though the audience understands that Aoyama searches for more than an obedient and beautiful woman, it becomes unclear as to whether his actions are morally just. He represents both the lucid and illogical. It is pointed out earlier in the film that there is this gaping hole in his life and the comforts and the availability of a woman would definitely help fill the cavity. Does he do it for his own selfish reasons, hiding behind a shroud of curiosity or does he honestly yearn for love and a mother forhis son? And does he truly deserve everything that comes in the end?

There is this phenomenon in Japan about the way they portray their women in films, books, art and other forms of entertainment. Experts and socialist call it the "demonizing" of the female figure. While men are socially accepted as perverts and sexual beasts, women are painted portraits of devils and beings that stalk and torture their male counterparts in the form of emotional and physical abuse. Depending on which side of the gender coin you may be on, some may view "Audition" as either irrationally stripping women of their morale and ethics, turning them into fiends of society, or the ultimate in female retribution, feminists for the new millennium.