Story:
A solitary, denim clad road warrior known as Jiro battles
the sinister Professor Gill and his squadron of fearsome
DARK Destructoid monsters. Vulnerable to Gill’s
shrill flute wooing him to the DARK side, Jiro transforms
into the mighty red-and-blue android—KIKAIDA.
Review: Volume five of this series is just
as, if not more, action-packed than those prior to
it. It has some of the most creative and goofy plots
so far, and since the actors really hit their strides
with these characters over the last few volumes, it’s
two and a half hours of non-stop Henshin excitement.
As Tokusatsu shows aged, year by year the effects
got better and the characters more outrageous and
full of insane powers and a bevy of vehicles, bases
and such. All to the chagrin of villains that had
steadily become megalomaniacal to a level that was
completely off the scale. While this is, to me, the
beauty of the genre, Kikaida’s simplicity is
it’s golden egg. It is a Henshin show at it’s
purest, with a superhero that only has his friends
and a mildly generous assortment of devastating super
moves to rely on.
In fact, most of Kikaida revolves around friendship
and relying on others. There are countless jams that
Jiro could never hope to get out of without the help
of the mechanically inclined Mitsuko, or her father
(who unfortunately spends most of the series stumbling
around aimlessly trying to figure out who he is due
to amnesia). Even the seemingly incompetent Hattori
Hanpei uses his sleuth and sporadic ninja moves to
help out the whole group.
I spent some time wondering what really makes this
show work after watching around 20 or so episodes,
and then I started to watch the interview with Ban
Daisuke, who plays Kikaida. That’s when it hit
me. Listening to him talk about Kikaida is inspiring,
if not only for the fact that he was, and still is,
obviously very devoted to that character. He almost
gets teary-eyed talking about a fan that had recently
passed away (this part of the interview occurs in
volume four), and if you don’t write him off
as a Japanese Adam West, he’s really a very
interesting man (not to say Adam West isn’t,
it’s just that…you know…he thinks
he’s Batman). Volume 5 continues this interview
as part of the special features.
Everything still runs on the same formulaic track
for the most part throughout this volume, but maybe
that’s just another thing I like about it. That’s
what keeps it’s Saturday morning freshly opened
box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch smell intact. It’s
the kind of show where you know the hero will make
it through, but they still try and convince you otherwise.
If that doesn’t appeal to you, than Kikaida
(or any other Tokusatsu show for that matter) may
not be your bag. If this sounds like a blast to you,
though, don’t let anything stop you from buying
all of the DVDs.
-Episode Review Breakdown-
**May contain spoilers**
Episode 21-“Purple Rat: Brutal Fangs
of Poison”
This is an awesome episode. Professor Gil orders his
latest Dark Destructoid to break into a communicable
disease lab so DARK can create their very own plague.
Hattori Hanpei starts an investigation immediately,
and upon deducing that a giant rat was behind the
break-in, he constructs a giant rattrap (in which
he traps himself in after confronting Purple Rat).
So now it’s all up to Jiro. Unfortunately, Purple
Rat gases Mitsuko, and Jiro sacrifices his fuel cell
to warm her from her chills. This makes Jiro unable
to transform into Kikaida, and as weak as a baby at
1/10 his normal strength. Of course, this episode
features yet another brush with Dr. Komyoji, whom
Jiro and the gang have been trying to rescue since
he got amnesia at the beginning of the series. Great
action, and another funny and creative Dark Destructoid
monster make this episode a winner.
Episode 22-“White Saw Shark: Twelve-Hour
Nightmare”
This seriously has to be DARK’s most nefarious
plot yet. It’s a 12-hour plan that involves
completely taking over an apartment complex and cutting
them off 100% from the outside world. White Saw Shark
sets up a laser in preparation for a Jet transporting
fuel. Once it flies over the complex, DARK plans to
shoot it down, wiping out the thousands of people
living there in one fiery blast. One of the kids held
captive escapes and let’s Jiro and co. in on
this dastardly deed. White Saw Shark gets all up in
Kikaida’s grill when he tries to stop him. I
think sometimes they must have gone out of their way
to make the Dark Destructoid of the day look as little
like the animal it’s representing as possible.
Saw Shark looks more like a sad and confused drill
bit with a circular saw in his dome. The effects are
so “do what we can with the money we have”
you’ve gotta love them.
Episode 23-“Yellow Antlion Brothers:
Alphabet Attack”
Surely this episode can at least be eligible for a
General Tao in the coolest title category. The titular
Antlion brothers are triplets of terror, and they
remind me of all the devilish antlions that have plagued
me in one too many video games. From Actraiser to
Ghouls and Ghosts, these are the same buggers that
hide at the bottom of a sand trap waiting for prey
to slide into their pincers. Well, this time around,
Gill has given strict orders to stop the wedding of
an acclaimed robotics scientist. The catch is, his
fiancé’s father has a heart condition
and plans to watch their hilltop wedding from his
bedroom. If the ceremony is delayed or canceled, he
may suffer a heart attack! Jiro won’t have this,
as he and Hanpei disguise themselves as bride and
groom and proceed to kick Antlion Brother butt all
across the hillside (why seeing this wouldn’t
give the man a coronary as well is beyond me).
Episode 24-“Pink Armadillo: Sinister
Temptress”
This episode features one of the few female Dark Destructoids,
which entails being a huge piñata with boobs,
but is a female nonetheless. She traverses town enticing
men in her sultry human form, and then takes them
to DARK base to reprogram them as slaves. Even Hattori
Hanpei falls prey to his hormones, and joins the rest
of the reprogrammed men as they bum-rush Kikaida with
bombs strapped to their backs. An especially noteworthy
episode, as I believe it’s the only time a Destructoid
has ever committed suicide in opposition to being
blown up by Jiro. She blames it on her female pride,
but I really think she couldn’t stand another
day without someone explaining to her why an armadillo
would have a tentacle.
Episode 25-“Orange Snail: Whistle of
Death”
DARK takes in Dr. Komyoji, as they pretend to be an
anti-DARK organization, and restores his memories
of his children. They then show him a mock video of
Kikaida throwing Masaru and Mitsuko off of a cliff.
This infuriates the good doctor and concretes his
belief that Kikaida is an evil agent of DARK and must
be stopped. So they have him construct a new Destructoid,
Orange Snail. His whistle of death sends the townsfolk
into a hypnotic riotous frenzy, and he then turns
his attention towards Jiro. Plotwise, this is the
best of the disc. Komyoji narrowly slips through the
cracks of being saved and reunited with his children,
and Kikaida faces off against four resurrected Destructoids
in addition to Orange Snail.