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Everyone
is Kung Fu Fighting
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Country
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USA |
| Year: |
x |
| Genre: |
Kung
Fu / Comedy |
| Format: |
DVD |
| Running
Time: |
1H20 |
| Distributor: |
A55
Films |
| Date
reviewed: |
19/08/2003 |
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| Producer: |
Jeff
Centauri |
| Director: |
Various |
Cast: Various |
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Story:
Gung
Ho: A Sprite TV commercial spoof in which
a Sammo Hung type character saves a desperate girl
from evil gangsters.
Crouching
Waiter, Hidden Chef: Two clueless idiots
go to a Chinese restaurant to make fun of the waiter,
until the crazy chief decides to kick them out.
Kung
Fu Legends: Turbo Edition: Inspired by videogames
such as 'Mortal Kombat' and 'Street Fighter', it features
characters and hyper-dynamic action that seems to
come directly from a Beat-em-up.
Prison
Warz: Prisoners have to fight to the death
in teams of two. With no guards in the warehouse,
only the best will come out alive.
Dare:
A Special Force Army man, helped by two beautiful
reporters, has to fight bad guys and capture their
boss.
Kaela:
In a short film in the style of a trailer, a schoolgirl
turns into a deadly Karate-ka to escape from some
bad guys.
Cradle
of The Blind: Two adversaries fight each
other in a dojo.
Teamwork
2: Featuring the 'Stunt People', the story
resolves around two brothers who intercept a drug
deal communication. Trying to spy on the gangsters,
one of the brothers is kidnapped, and now the other
brother needs to bring back the recorded tape in exchange
for his brother's life.
Collection
Agency: The guys from 'Kwoon' have to get
back the money that gangsters owe them for buying
a lot of swords. However, the gangsters are more interested
in getting rid of the guys rather than paying the
bill.
Review: This Independent DVD release from
distributor A55 Films features a lot of interesting
content for Martial art fans, especially those who
like short movies. Of course, most of these movies
feature amateur work, but some of them are very impressive.
I won't go into too many details for each movie, as
most of them don’t have a deep plot or detailed
stories, so instead I will concentrate on the action.
'Gung Ho' is a very well made small production featuring
Jeff Centauri (the main guy behind A55 Films) dressed
up as Sammo Hung. The fighting and camera work are
really good, and the movie also features some nice
humour. The next short, 'Crouching Waiter, Hidden
Chef', centers around two guys who go to a Chinese
restaurant, but the two are real morons and they manage
to make an enemy of the chef. The humour is really
simple and idiotic but the short starts to get more
interesting in the second part, when the fighting
finally kicks in. It's a bit slow and choppy and sometimes,
looking more like a wrestling match than martial arts
combat, but these guys still did a great job and had
fun doing it.
'Kung fu Legend' is one of the best of the compilation.
If you are a video game fan, you’re going to
love it. The short doesn’t feature the best
fighting, but contains the best visual effects and
the most innovative ideas. It plays just like a videogame,
with voice-over narrative cut-scenes, and fighting
with special powers - it's a lot of fun. If 'Kung
fu Legend' presents the best visuals, 'Prison Warz'
steals the prize for the best fighting. Featuring
five Tae Kwon Do martial artists, the action takes
place in a warehouse. There’s no dialogue, but
the camera work is great and the fighting is very
impressive and fun to watch.
'Dare' is also another Jeff Centauri production,
but unlike 'Gung Ho' this is one of the director's
early projects. The short film has a very lousy story
and features quick editing and close-up camera work,
which makes the fighting dizzying and a bit hard for
the viewer to follow. 'Kaela' is also less than impressive.
They used the idea of editing the short as a trailer,
which is good, but leaves the project without a real
conclusion. Fighting is quick and little is shown,
which is a bit disappointing, as the schoolgirl idea
was great at the beginning. 'Cradle of The Blind'
is not much better as it only show two guys fighting
in a dojo. The camera is nice but the fighting is
obviously unrealistic, but it shows great determination.
A bit of a story would have been a nice addition.
The last two films are amongst the best shorts in
the compilation. 'Teamwork 2' features great fighting
based around an ordinary plot. The team also show
a few stunts a la 'Yamakasi', it's not as impressive
as the real French guys, but still great to watch.
The fighting is also impressive with a lot of hard
falls on the ground, great kicking ability and also
a little weapon fighting, all this performed along
with with funny dialogue. The last film (but not the
least), features the guys from 'The Kwoon', who we
interviewed at KFC Cinema a few years ago. 'Collection
Agency' is probably their best work to date, with
a decent plot, great fighting and a lot of comedy
relief; this is indeed what I call a great Kung Fu
short. I hope they can release more stuff in the near
future, as they deserve more exposure.
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DVD
[ NTSC, All Region
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The DVD is of excellent quality for an independent
release. Not only does it contain all these great
short films but it also comes with plenty of extras
for each of the movies. The only thing that I didn’t
like is that the credits for each movie all play at
the end of the DVD instead of playing right after
the short movies. All the shorts contain behind the
scene stuff such as blooper, trailer and crew information.
All of them also contain an interesting Audio commentary.
The DVD is packed with extras such as a funny/cheesy
fighting game featuring a ninja VS Kaela, a lot of
photo galleries, and plenty of hidden features:
Easter
Eggs! Even more bonus features:
1)
YOU FOUND ME menu
videos:
Diet Gung-Ho
Bill Hill's Audition
Gung-Ho Girl Auditions
Jed Revengeance Screen Test
Revengeance Girl Screen Test 1
Revengeance Girl Screen Test 2
How to Access it:
Go to "DON'T TOUCH THIS", Go To "JEFF
CENTAURI MADNESS", Highlight "PHOTO GALLERY"
but dont press enter yet, when you get there, press
LEFT on the DVD remote and it will highlight the Samurai
Sword, now you can press ENTER and will see the many
hidden treats.
2) THE ZOMBIE NINJA Trailers
On the JEFF CENTAURI MADNESS menu, click and enter
BIOGRAPHY. Then, press LEFT on the remote and it will
highlight the words THE ZOMBIE NINJA, click ENTER
and see the trailers of my 1st movie.
3) KUNG-FU FIGHTING GAME
You need to win 2 characters to unlock the 3rd character
in the SPECIAL FEATURES, but there is a shortcut to
access ALL THREE characters right away! Isn't that
Cool?!
How to Access it: Go to DON'T TOUCH THIS, then highlight
JABY KOAY, click RIGHT on the remote and it will Hightlight
the black dude's Fireball, press ENTER.
4) KWOON (Collection Agency Location Scouting
and Blocking)
How to Access it: Go to DON'T TOUCH THIS, then go
to KWOON, then highlight KWOON TRAILERS or TRAILERS,
then press LEFT on the remote, it should highlight
the weird white guy's finger pointing at you, press
ENTER.
Reviewed
by Janick Neveu
You
can purchase this DVD at : http://www.a55films.com/
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Overall |
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3.5 |

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