LAST MODIFIED: 11/17/06
Top
5 Asian Films
- Five
Venoms
- The
Untold Story
- Ebola
Syndrome
- Oldboy
- Drunken
Master
Top
5 Favorite Films
- Dazed
and Confused
- Halloween
- Escape
From the Planet of the Apes
- Jaws
- Pusher
Favorite
Directors
- Herman Yau, Billy Tang, Park Chan-wook, Kim Ki-duk, Chang
Cheh, Ho Meng-hua, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Nicolas Winding
Refn...too many to mention
Favorite
Actors
- Anthony Wong, Siu Tien Yuen, Simon Yam, Kent Cheng, David
Chiang
Favorite
Actress
- Gong Li
Favorite
Bands
- Springsteen, Kraftwerk, Calexico, Johnny Cash, Elvis
Favorite
Books
- The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants by Shi Yukun and Yu Yue
Favorite
Webpage
- http://www.kfccinema.com/
(needless to say)
Likes
- My fiancee, booze, film, whiskey, expensive cheese, moderately
priced red wine, Glasgow Rangers
Dislikes
- Working, paying taxes, bananas, Glasgow Celtic
What
would your dream project for a film be like? Who would produce,
direct, write and star in it? What would the film be about?
Producer:
Me
Director: Ed Wood
Writer: Me
Action Director: A brave zoo keeper
Starring: That monkey from "Monkey Trouble",
Dunston from "Dunston Checks In", that chimp in
the "Planet of the Apes" remake, along with many
other talented monkeys who have entertained millions over
the years with their antics
Premise:
An incompetent young man and his monkey butler face off against
an evil scientist and his sinister chimp henchmen who are
trying to create a race of unstoppable assassins for satan...the
script is already written and winging its way to Hollywood
as you read this...
Your
fondest experience in going to the movies
Anytime I go and the cinema is empty enough for me not to
feel embarassed at whipping out a bottle of cheap whiskey
or gin
Coolest
thing that has ever happened to me
Meeting my fiancee (awww)
Current
ambition and goals
Organising my wedding without cracking up, seeing my first
book get published (due out in 2008 via Headpress) and starting
the next one....managing to hold a conversation in Mandarin.
Personal Web page
Don't
have one and wouldn't know where to start

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